Celebrity News:

Paris Hilton just turned 27 and it seems she's put herself on the fast track to get hitched or somethin'.

Paris and Benji Madden were at Pets of Bel Air this afternoon. That's the same shop famously busted by the Humane Society last year. They also ate lunch at a nearby restaurant with Benji's mom. But here's the deal. They started dating -- like, a day ago. At this rate, by Saturday, she'll have two kids.