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Well, Marc Bannerman's ex Sarah Matravers has certainly made her feelings clear. Sarah blames Cerys for the breakdown of her relationship. During an interview with Closer magazine, she addressed the Welsh one directly: "I hope you understand the pain that you've put me through. This is a man she's only known for a week, a man who she knew had a girlfriend. It's either incredibly cold-hearted or incredibly screwed up. They deserve each other, I hope they rot in hell."

Earlier this week, Sarah claimed she was planning to take an HIV test because she believed Bannerman may have cheated before, with a barmaid (oh surely not - ed).

Meanwhile, in an uncanny parallel to Susannah Constantine's efforts to confront her 70-year old prosthetic reflection in last night's What Not To Wear, Marc can't even look at himself in the mirror.

So what do you make of it all? Would you like to see their heads on a spike? Or should we forgive and forget? Who among us, after all, hasn't in some way cheated on our partner with a barmaid, then gone on a reality show and fallen in love with a singer from a welsh 90s indie band? I mean, sure some of the details will be different. For me, it was that guy from Gorkys Zygotic Mynci.