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Who needs a budget? All these wannabe porn stars needed was a few drinks at Katsuya to create a video that would make their mothers so incredibly proud.

We have no clue who they are, but after celebrating a birthday inside the Hollywood sushi house, these classy ladies made out, shook their booties and one popped out of her limo's emergency hatch to show off her jiggly bits. You're welcome, you are now dumber.